I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

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THAT IF I WERE A GUY, I WOULD BE FUCKING HUNG. almost typed hyung, wtf kpop fandom

NO SERIOUSLY. THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT YOUR DICK BEING THREE TIMES THE LENGTH OF YOUR THUMB? THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME IRL KNOW THAT MY FINGERS ARE FREAKISHLY LONG. THEREFORE, IF THIS LOGIC HELD ANY WATER...



/SMUGFACE



then again there's Yesung who shoots fucking all of this to hell /sigh LET ME HAVE MY DELUSIONS KTHX

Comments

[polyurethane.livejournal.com]

I'd have a big monster cock too. :D

Edit: Yesung is a special case lol. He gets to break rules 'cause he's Yesung.

[remixied.livejournal.com]

>:D DAMN RIGHT ON BOTH ACCOUNTS~

[polyurethane.livejournal.com]

:DDD

[bittersnow.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL /dies laughing hysterically.

...clearly i need sleep too /drags you off to bed.

[remixied.livejournal.com]

I NEED SERIOUS HELP, OKAY? YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I STAY UP LATE ;;


/curls up against you :3

[addicterated.livejournal.com]

just giggling all over the place over this. I have really long hands and fingers, I come from German stock heheheh. Aaand, because my brain always goes back to my otp, KYU has very big hands, long fingers. :D :D :D :D

[remixied.livejournal.com]

Good logic there lol

[addicterated.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'm so proud. *grins like a nutjob*

[addicterated.livejournal.com]

PS: Suju hip thrusting is just love. Period, forever.

See Heechul and Kyuhyun agree.

[remixied.livejournal.com]

unf :Q____

[addicterated.livejournal.com]

I know...*hands you a drool bib and ties one on herself*

random, I so prefer Heechul's hair longer and dark. Wtf, Heenim, stop dying your hair - it's gonna fall out or turn to straw or something...
/random

[moeruze-burning.livejournal.com]

It's okay we all know that Yesung's dick actually stole some length off of his fingers so it could be fucking HUGE.




...Now I will be staring at people's thumbs all day. :'D

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LMMFAO HOW DID YOU. YES. YES YOU'VE FIGURED IT OUT. /DYING



/also >.>

[polyurethane.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'll be staring at people's thumbs all day tomorrow at work. ...This may be bad.

[addicterated.livejournal.com]

LOL, my slowly awakening YeWook secondary otp is suddenly sprouting faster from this comment.

sorry for the but in but this was too epic.

[odeocowboys.livejournal.com]

Me too. Like, totally massive.

[remixied.livejournal.com]

fucking huge, legit.

[ky-rin.livejournal.com]

i totally read that as 'fucking hyung', lack of typo or not.

oh, teuk. damn those hips.

[remixied.livejournal.com]

lol see what I mean?


ikr :Q____ I bet he gives it so good ide

why do you post lies, you mother fakhting ascot?

[sakano-san59.livejournal.com]

people please. she is lying. i am a witness to her "size" and it's not that impressive. she couldn't even finish :P

Re: why do you post lies, you mother fakhting ascot?

[remixied.livejournal.com]

:| THIS IS WHY SO SAIED, THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT LIVE IN HARMONY. WATCH YOUR ASCOT YOUNG LADY GARDEN. OR NO MORE DOLPHINS OF MORAL ENCOURAGEMENT FOR YOU.

[blahnicity.livejournal.com]

these kinds of posts are what happen when you don't go to sleep when I tell you to. :D

I am going to make you overtired when I visit and then we shall have gud tiems.

[remixied.livejournal.com]

;~; i know /no self control


/leers, that sounds good to me~

[blahnicity.livejournal.com]

/pats and cuddles sleep good bby



/gropes u in your sleep hehe