I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

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THAT IF I WERE A GUY, I WOULD BE FUCKING HUNG. almost typed hyung, wtf kpop fandom

NO SERIOUSLY. THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT YOUR DICK BEING THREE TIMES THE LENGTH OF YOUR THUMB? THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME IRL KNOW THAT MY FINGERS ARE FREAKISHLY LONG. THEREFORE, IF THIS LOGIC HELD ANY WATER...



/SMUGFACE



then again there's Yesung who shoots fucking all of this to hell /sigh LET ME HAVE MY DELUSIONS KTHX

Comments

[polyurethane.livejournal.com]

I'd have a big monster cock too. :D

Edit: Yesung is a special case lol. He gets to break rules 'cause he's Yesung.

[bittersnow.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL /dies laughing hysterically.

...clearly i need sleep too /drags you off to bed.

[addicterated.livejournal.com]

just giggling all over the place over this. I have really long hands and fingers, I come from German stock heheheh. Aaand, because my brain always goes back to my otp, KYU has very big hands, long fingers. :D :D :D :D

[addicterated.livejournal.com]

PS: Suju hip thrusting is just love. Period, forever.

See Heechul and Kyuhyun agree.

[moeruze-burning.livejournal.com]

It's okay we all know that Yesung's dick actually stole some length off of his fingers so it could be fucking HUGE.




...Now I will be staring at people's thumbs all day. :'D

[odeocowboys.livejournal.com]

Me too. Like, totally massive.

[ky-rin.livejournal.com]

i totally read that as 'fucking hyung', lack of typo or not.

oh, teuk. damn those hips.

why do you post lies, you mother fakhting ascot?

[sakano-san59.livejournal.com]

people please. she is lying. i am a witness to her "size" and it's not that impressive. she couldn't even finish :P

[blahnicity.livejournal.com]

these kinds of posts are what happen when you don't go to sleep when I tell you to. :D

I am going to make you overtired when I visit and then we shall have gud tiems.