white tees, nikes, gangsters don't know how to act

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OMFG. MY MOTHER JUST CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND GOES, "BRITTANY, I WAS READING ONLINE TO TRY AND FIND OUT WHY JAY LEFT. IT TURNS OUT HE TOLD THEM HE WAS GOING TO AUDITION FOR AMERICAN IDOL."

AND I KNEW IT WASN'T TRUE BUT MY HEART GOT KINDA JUMPY ANYWAYS AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S NOT EVEN A FUNNY JOKE. YOU'RE JUST BEING CRUEL!"

AND SHE LAUGHS AND SAYS, "YEAH. BUT IF IT WERE TRUE, IT'S BETTER THAN WHATEVER HE DID TO GET BANNED FROM KOREA."
SOMETIMES I HATE THAT MY MOTHER LIKES 2PM.



QUIT PLAYIN' GAMES WITH MY HEART~!


...OKAY PRETEND I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT THX.

Anyhow. I'm going to try and move a futon into my room on Monday. Wish my weak self luck =_=


If My LJ Were a Fandom Meme...
a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

And~ I'm tagging whoever replies/wants to do it since my flist is minuscule :D


OMG. SHE JUST CAME BACK IN AND GOES, "I'M SERIOUS. THAT HAS TO BE THE REASON WHY." SHIT. LOL SHE TOTALLY BELIEVES IT.

Comments

[princess-jaded.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA STOP, YOU'RE TEARING US APART...

We're all entitled to our 90s boyband moments! ^^


I'd freaking love it if my mother like k-pop, hell, any k-pop! But nope, she just looks at me funny!

OMG! I have a tag! Go me!

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*_____________________________________* IA.


OMG. My mom threw a fit because I made my grandmother's ringtone, "Love Like Oxygen". She's like, "THAT'S MY SONG BITCH. GIVE IT BACK." She settled for "10 points out of 10" though. Close call lol.

Yeah you do~! XDD

[darleenk.livejournal.com]

a. ally, forever and ever, bb.
b. me, the whore who likes it rough, OBV.
c. ummm. creepy.
d. you'll like. god, okay, that one's too hard.
e. Character A put Tab B in Character C's Slot D and it was hooottttt.
f. like. um. something is telling me to say toasters.
g. everyone on your flist who writes. \o/
h. it wouldn't. ♥

LMFAO AT YOUR MUM, SO CUTE.

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SHE'S CLINICALLY INSANE :| She just came in today being all hopeful and shit and she's like, "Do you think maybe he'll do America's Best Dance Crew? He'd be good at that..." OMFG.

OMG. YOU DID THE MEME XDDDD /squishes

rofl I talk about Ally all the time haha, i lob her~! AND YOU WOULD BE THE SEXIEST ARCH-NEMESIS EVAR.

ALSO. BEST DESCRIPTION OF LIKE 99.9% OF WHAT I WRITE. ONE DAY, I'LL DISCOVER THAT THING CALLED PLOT, I SWEAR. And yeah, toasters... That does scream badfic...


<333 tybb