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Around 3pm today my mom (well, a few years ago) will die giving birth to me after a bazillion hours in labor. Then the nice doctor will restart her heart and my dad will deny he cried and my grandmother will veto both Kaya and Katherine and my mom will veto Sinead and my dad will veto Candace and my mom will demand Brittany Noel since she just died after all and my brother will ask if he can keep it in his room if he promises to feed it.





Uh. It's my birthday .__. Feel free to spam me or something. /wanders off to study for Geography ;;
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OMFG. MY MOTHER JUST CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND GOES, "BRITTANY, I WAS READING ONLINE TO TRY AND FIND OUT WHY JAY LEFT. IT TURNS OUT HE TOLD THEM HE WAS GOING TO AUDITION FOR AMERICAN IDOL."

AND I KNEW IT WASN'T TRUE BUT MY HEART GOT KINDA JUMPY ANYWAYS AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S NOT EVEN A FUNNY JOKE. YOU'RE JUST BEING CRUEL!"

AND SHE LAUGHS AND SAYS, "YEAH. BUT IF IT WERE TRUE, IT'S BETTER THAN WHATEVER HE DID TO GET BANNED FROM KOREA."
SOMETIMES I HATE THAT MY MOTHER LIKES 2PM.



QUIT PLAYIN' GAMES WITH MY HEART~!


...OKAY PRETEND I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT THX.

Anyhow. I'm going to try and move a futon into my room on Monday. Wish my weak self luck =_=


prz to be makin' me laugh when i'm sad )


OMG. SHE JUST CAME BACK IN AND GOES, "I'M SERIOUS. THAT HAS TO BE THE REASON WHY." SHIT. LOL SHE TOTALLY BELIEVES IT.

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